Filthy Trenches Update 2

Just to give an update, Mr. Daniel never wrote me back. I’m greatly saddened that our potential relationship went nowhere, but I am still optimistic that he has not checked his email, and may be reading my message at this very moment. Bars of gold are in my future, I assure you.

In meantime, I received another email from:

getto prank at affordable @

That sounds like a trustworthy email address to me. They are offering SEO services.

This is NOT like one of those foreign emails you probably get in your inbox every day. Just to be upfront we have experienced and skilled SEO & Web Design/Development team, they are committed to perform White Hat SEO activities to bring organic traffic providing business oriented creative design to our client’s website.

I responded:

Dear Affable Ghetto Pranks,

I think your characterization of legitimate business proposals as “those foreign emails” is a little offensive.

That said, I’d love to have some SEO for my blog. It seems like nobody smokes a doobie and reads a book anymore.

Can you help me find people that smoke doobies and read violent fantastical fiction?

Here’s a link to the kind of literature I’m talking about:

Thank you,

RW Tucker

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